It was dark, it was rainy; in fact, there was a raging thunderstorm but I had to go out… it was already scheduled. So there I was, all dressed-up for a stormy night out; walked out the door, stepped over a few puddles and as I opened the gate, there it was – a huge FROG! A friggin’ frog!
I slammed the gate, rushed back inside and breathed a sigh of relief for barely missing the frog!!!! Sure, roaches scare me, spiders, too; mice just irritate me but frogs – frogs, well they bring scare to a whole new level. They’re wet and slimy.. they have bumps on their skin [shivers].. bulging eyes that just STARE… brrrrr… I get chills just writing it down.
So… I didn’t go out. Frog has me under house arrest. Last I checked, it was still there.. blocking my gate. 😦 And no, I’m not gonna kiss that frog! Ugh!