Have You Ever Kissed a Guy Who’s Not Your Boyfriend?
So anyway, this guy cornered me again at my usual morning hang-out, Mickey-D’s, and he started talking to me about how much weight I have lost; how I coped with chicken pox and all that. I just kept nodding, smiling politely and giving him one-word answers.
After some time, he said there’s something he wants to ask me and hopes I won’t take it the wrong way. He then went on to ask, “Have you ever kissed a guy who’s not your boyfriend?” My mind went on major pissed overdrive and I vehemently said, “No!” He then asked if I have a boyfriend [I don’t] and I said yes. What was I supposed to say? I didn’t want to leave that tiny window open for him to keep hounding me. I also said he’s a pretty jealous guy.
Finally, he got the message! [I hope.] He wanted to sit at my table [again!] but I told him I was waiting for someone. Anyway, he took that as a cue and left but not without his usual kisses on my cheeks first!
And by the way, how was I effing supposed to take that question? Of course I am going to take it the wrong way! What other way is there, schmuck?! Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!! Boyfriend, please show up already so I can introduce you to my No. 1 fan and maybe then he’d leave me alone!!!!!